Yep, I’m a dog. Let me tell you a little about me, Norman THE Dog.
I’m not a bad looking dog. In fact, many animals think I’m rather cute. One of my owners often comments on my “cute little fluffy butt.” I don’t tell you this in order to impress you, but only in an effort to give you an idea of who I am. I love and need to play ball. It is my obsession, and it has been an effective exercise program for me over the years. Let’s face it. I’m almost eleven years old. If I let things go now, I won’t have that “cute little fluffy butt” for long.
For all intents and purposes I am a normal dog — Normal Norman — that’s what my inner circle often calls me. However, I do have one ABnormality. Even though I don’t have opposable thumbs, I do have opposable thoughts. I’m a dog who thinks and reasons. Not like a cartoon dog or a movie dog – they are imitations, characatures, if you will. I’m the real thing. I can debate, discuss, and dazzle you.
Try me!
